一直以来,乔(汤姆·汉克斯 Tom Hanks 饰)都是一个在工作上勤勤恳恳的合格职员,不幸的是,好运并没有因为乔的恪尽职守而对他亲睐有加,恰恰相反,医生告诉乔,他患了不治之症,只剩下几个月的寿命了。 心灰意冷的乔决定对一直以来暗恋的女同事表白,没想到却被拒绝,就在这时,一个神秘的富商出现在了乔的面前。富商告诉乔,如果乔愿意在特定之日跳进一座位于岛上的火山中,他就能够得到大笔金钱,时日无多的乔答应了这笔交易。在前往小岛的途中,乔认识了富商的女儿派翠西亚(梅格·瑞恩 Meg Ryan 饰),两人在波折中产生了真挚的感情,为了能够和乔在一起,派翠西亚甚至愿意同他一起跳入火山口里。
Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence My name is..., before getting shot. Yep, this is the news finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in Rochy vs Ranbo, but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...
多年前科学家进行了一项创造完美人类的饰演,没想到实验过程中的细胞分裂不均匀导致了这个实验只成功了一半,另一半则完全失败。科学家创造出来的这对双胞胎兄弟一个是完美人类的典型――德智体美全面发展的高大的朱利斯(阿诺•施瓦辛格 Arnold Schwarzenegger 饰);另一个则是人类所有缺点的集合体――小矮个文森(丹尼•德维托 Danny DeVito 饰)。兄弟两一出世就被分离,朱利斯被科学家送到南海的一个小岛上抚养长大,而弟弟则在孤儿院度过了他的童年。
直到兄弟两已过不惑之年,他们才知道了对方的存在。朱利斯与未曾谋面的兄弟文森重逢后,两兄弟决定踏上寻找亲生母亲之路。但是这时,一场意外给他们惹来了杀身之祸。
For years, Martin has been working on his great play about cloud castles, flying pirates and a feisty princess. His secret role model for the leading character is his good friend Isabel, a cheeky young woman who is waging war on genetically modified seeds around the world. And she is leaving tomorrow to go to the middle of Africa for the next three years. Low and behold, Martin confesses his love to her at the departure desk. A confession which would have meant the world to Isabel some time ago, but now comes too late to change things. But then the flight is delayed for several hours. Isabel takes off into the city to talk to Martin, but he has disappeared...